hemmosource

Anonymous asked:

I was singing Independence Day, and my crush was talking to me, and he asked who it was about, because I said I was singing it about someone, and I accidentally said him! What should I do? He said he was going to go listen to it.

hemmosource answered:

omg this is awks bc independence day is about not needing someone lmao idk just tell him you were joking or sth guys are dumb sometimes he should go with it x

honesty/advice hour!!

adorejauregui

Cleanest One

  • Dinah: .. I think it's Normani and Lauren too.
  • Lauren: Really?
  • Normani: That's not Lauren.
  • Dinah: Lauren is clean.
  • Lauren: You don't even live with me, you're in your own room with your mother, you have no idea.
  • Normani: I do live with you *crying voice*.
  • Lauren: You have no idea what I do in my room.. It's mine.
  • Camila: It's actually really clean, cause I've been- I went to your room.
  • Lauren: Hey
unpredictablesummer

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

hemmosbby

If 5sos actually worked at Target

  • Clifford- He'd work in the electronic section . He'd always go up to people and ask them if they need him to demonstrate a game so that he could play it and after they leave , he would keep playing it .
  • Irwin- He would work in the toy section . He'd be the employee that would always play with the kids and play with toys with them . He would do stuff like picking up the finger puppets and doing weird voices just so the kids would laugh . He'd be the employee that all the parents love .
  • Hood- He would work in the sports section . He would help out the costumers about each piece of equipment , telling them exactly what each thing does .
  • Hemmings- He'd be the cashier that is always busy because all of the teenage girls and moms would be in his line (because he's way more attractive than the other cashiers) even though the other lines would be near empty . If he wasn't a cashier , he'd be the employee that would walk around asking people if they needed help .